Monthly Archives: April 2010

Wormy’s Story

There once was a worm. His name was Wormy. He was average in all respects except one; he lived in an apple, and all the other worms lived in the dirt. He would invite them over for parties — he … Continue reading

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5 Things to do Everyday

I try to do 5 things every day. Some days I only do 4 of them, some days I can only do 3 — there have even been days that I could only do 2 of them, but I try … Continue reading

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How to Stay Sober

Don’t Drink. I should stop there. I’ve been in A.A. a long damn time and that’s really all I know. I’ve been listening to other people the whole time and they don’t know any more than that. That’s all, folks! … Continue reading

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